I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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