I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
