I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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