Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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