I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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