i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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