I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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