I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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