He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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