god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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