What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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