Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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