do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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