Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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