So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
