Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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