Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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