can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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