Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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