There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
