omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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