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Drunk walkin through police station. America
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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