Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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