Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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