for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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