my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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