"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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