Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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