I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
