May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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