Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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