It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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