I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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