We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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