Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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