real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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