Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
