Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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