I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
