Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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