Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
