perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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