On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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