Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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