So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
