you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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