It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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