I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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