just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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