Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
