i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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