Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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