This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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