Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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