i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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