I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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